Harvard Independent

Are you one of the 93% of candidates to Harvard School, or a equally mind-boggling share of would-be Harvard Business Faculty students, who weren't accepted at Harvard?

1. It's your celebration and you'll cry if you want to. I'm warning you, although, that severe scientific research has proven that though tears do contain suicidal hormones that are now not in the weeper's physique, even more science has shown that crying simply gets you more upset. And about what? Let me ask you: Do you truly know any Harvard alumni? I'll say no more. And I would prefer to not hear complaints from the people I do know who're Harvard alumni, as a result of this is not the moment. Thank you.

2. Log on and check out the weather stats for December in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Wait: make that Alston, MA.

3. Give some serious thought to the Harvard Enterprise School's most famous alumnus. That might be George Dubya Bush.

4. Read What They Educate You at Harvard Enterprise School. It appears that evidently HBS typically brings alumni back to campus to speak to current students. These alumni usually deliver a certain essential message: Get a Life. Now, you could get your self a life this very minute.

5. Choose one other faculty and go to it. Six months from now, you'll be exhausting pressed to recollect the name of a certain massive, northeastern university. You will have a life.

There may be one factor I might urge you to not do: Don't ask Harvard to reconsider. If they have been that into you, they might have called.